I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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