They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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