i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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