i jhust puked up my retainher.
I puked a lego.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you win again, gameday.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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