yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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