i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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