her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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