Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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