So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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