Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
