i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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