I am full of burrito and curiosity
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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