you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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