ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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