the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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