This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I could fuck to npr.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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