think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
