doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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