And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
