It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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