just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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