Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
someone owes me an orgasm
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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