I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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