Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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