Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(912): View more from Georgia

I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING

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(646): View more from New York

HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.

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(727): View more from Florida

She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.

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It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.

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(217): View more from Illinois

List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.

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(360): View more from Washington

Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?

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