My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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