I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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