I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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