I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
