i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So vagazzling was a success
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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