Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
