Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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