did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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