Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Randomize
