Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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