Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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