Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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