what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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