The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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