Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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