your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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