If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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