I have demons in me.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Randomize
