Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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