If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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