Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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