On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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