He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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