just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is my gift to your gina
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize
