Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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